Who is Maggie London?

Yeah so here's a little background on my neurotic hot mess of a boss *****. This woman is FRAZZLED. ALL. THE. TIME. She is a woman living on the edge. Thank god for pot, or I'd be right out there with her.

So she goes out of town for a week to Dublin and I'm PUMPED cause that means I get to clean my desk and complete the millions of projects she's given me.

So one day I needed to get an email to ***** while she was out of town, but her blackberry was down. Why? I dunno, she probably turned it off on accident or something stupid. In any case, I decide just to call her voicemail and leave her a message. Swear to god, this is the message:

"Hi, I'm out of the office until Friday. Until then please contact my assistant Maggie London with any questions. Thank you."

1 - She never says her name
2 - Who the hell is Maggie London?
3 - There is no contact information for Maggie London, how the hell are people supposed to contact her?

The next question would be, "So did people call your office looking for Maggie London?"
I have no idea, but I'll tell you that they didn't make it through to me. Why? CAUSE I'M NOT FUCKING MAGGIE LONDON!
oh man.
I love my job.